Category: comedian
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I am certain no one sets out to be cruel, but our treatment of the elderly ill seems to have no philosophy to it. As a society, we should establish whether we have a policy of life at any cost.
Terry Pratchett
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You’ve got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
Steve Harvey
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You have nothing if you’re texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push ‘reply all.’ I mean, since we’re lying, we might as well lie to everybody.
Steve Harvey
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I struggled for a while, but when I was cast in an Off Broadway show called ‘Once Upon a Mattress,’ that kind of put me on the map.
Carol Burnett
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I think ‘Dead Poets’ was probably my favorite, just to get started with the idea of doing a movie that people treated as more than a movie.
Robin Williams
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My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too.
Carol Burnett
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There’s nothing that reflects me. I’m unreflectable!
Larry David
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I have an idea for a movie called ‘The Walken Dead’ which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
Robin Williams
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I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Groucho Marx
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When you shoot a special, you have no idea what’s going to happen, and the fact that I got to do the first one with Comedy Dynamics was a roll of the dice. It was a game changer for me professionally.
Tom Segura