Category: comedian
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I didn’t see deep emotion from my parents. It was all very polite and very surface. I never knew how anybody was feeling.
Ellen DeGeneres
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
Rodney Dangerfield
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In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
Kevin Hart
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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Every day, President Obama sends a beautiful message about how we should treat our women based on how he treats his wife. When people went after his wife during the campaign, he took a stand.
Steve Harvey
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I mean, I wouldn’t pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I’m me.
Terry Pratchett
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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team’s lawyers.
Carol Burnett
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You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn’t have the protection that a newspaper has.
Carol Burnett
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I think it’s great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
Robin Williams
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I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
Larry David