Category: comedian
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Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care.
Terry Pratchett
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When I was starting out in this business, that was the norm. You did it all. You looked around, and entertainers could dance, sing, play the piano, act, make you laugh.
Carol Burnett
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
Kevin Hart
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Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
Charlie Chaplin
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I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
Ellen DeGeneres
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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won’t die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn’t have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn’t want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
Steven Wright
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I’m a fantasy writer, called a fantasy writer. But there’s very little, apart from one or two basic concepts in ‘I Shall Wear Midnight,’ which are in fact fantasy. You have sticks that fly, but they’re practical broomsticks, with a bloody great strap that you can hold on to so you don’t fall off. And you try not to use them too often.
Terry Pratchett
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
Steven Wright
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If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.
Steven Wright