Category: comedian
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.
Mitch Hedberg
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There’s a lot more to me than just funny.
Steve Harvey
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Every person learns with time and experience.
Tom Segura
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I don’t feel that I’m explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I’m not trying to be a mirror, showing them what’s really going on the world. All I’m trying to do is think of stuff that’s funny, just like when I’m kidding around with my friends.
Steven Wright
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
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I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I’ve started a record label, so I get to nurture new talent and talk about music, which is a passion of mine. I’ve written another book. And I get to come to work and do the TV show, which is always really fun.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I feel like whatever you’ve done in your career, good or bad, it’s nothing but preparation for the big events to come.
Kevin Hart
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I don’t like to make a big splash anyway.
Larry David
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I’m not Russell Crowe. I’m not going to do a period piece.
Kevin Hart
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Freedom without limits is just a word.
Terry Pratchett