Category: comedian
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It’s a well-known fact that tall people are evil.
Kevin Hart
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You can’t build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I’m not writing ‘The A-Team’ – if there’s a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.
Terry Pratchett
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My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it’s about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn’t. My goal as a parent is to make sure they don’t take what they have for granted.
Kevin Hart
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I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.
Kevin Hart
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I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
Kevin Hart
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Edgy is fine – I’m not a prude by any stretch of the imagination – but what’s wrong with a good ol’ belly laugh? I miss that.
Carol Burnett
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I can’t stand reading anything that I’ve said.
Larry David
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Comedians are sociologists. We’re pointing out stuff that the general public doesn’t even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
Steven Wright
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The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Larry David
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin