Category: comedian
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It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
Demetri Martin
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I didn’t want to lift weights and get all big; I just wanted to get cut.
Kevin Hart
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Steven Wright
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The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift.
Ellen DeGeneres
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I’m home now. But leave a message and I’ll call when I’m out.
Steven Wright
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I have a great career, and I have wonderful fans who really are supportive and loyal – because I’m not hiding anything from them.
Ellen DeGeneres
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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Larry David
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams