Category: comedian
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Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.
Charlie Chaplin
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You don’t want to pigeonhole yourself.
Kevin Hart
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Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can’t become athletes. We’re watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.
Kevin Hart
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If you want to appeal to everyone, you can’t do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date – when you’re in Australia, when you’re in Dubai, when you’re in Indonesia.
Kevin Hart
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Those two are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
Henny Youngman
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I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
Kevin Hart
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I am for people. I can’t help it.
Charlie Chaplin
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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
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Sometimes over things that I did, movies that didn’t turn out very well – you go, ‘Why did you do that?’ But in the end, I can’t regret them because I met amazing people. There was always something that was worth it.
Robin Williams
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My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don’t want to show up.
Steve Harvey