Category: comedian
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
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By the time you’ve reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that is at least the beginning of wisdom.
Terry Pratchett
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Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time… I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Steven Wright
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I got into science fiction by being interested in astronomy first.
Terry Pratchett
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The essential truth is that sometimes you’re worried that they’ll find out it’s a fluke, that you don’t really have it. You’ve lost the muse or – the worst dread – you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
Robin Williams
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
Terry Pratchett
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I’ve often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed.
Terry Pratchett
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I get that racism exists, but it’s not a catalyst for my content. I don’t need to talk about race to have material. My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‘topics’ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.
Kevin Hart
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I’m not the most attractive fella. I’m not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.
Kevin Hart
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To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
Charlie Chaplin