Category: comedian
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Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.
Kevin Hart
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn’t do what I wanted to do.
Carol Burnett
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I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
Charlie Chaplin
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It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn’t change anything. I had such a great run.
Carol Burnett
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I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.
Kevin Hart
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I’m not a good storm-outer… because I forget stuff.
Kevin Hart
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Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
Carol Burnett
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Millions of people are married. I’ve never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Larry David
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Reality: What a concept!
Robin Williams