Category: comedian
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I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Steven Wright
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There’s a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don’t even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don’t bite you, they might win.
Robin Williams
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I don’t write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that’s going to happen. There’s an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it.
Larry David
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I never regretted turning down anything, I never regretted losing a job because I always felt something else was out there.
Carol Burnett
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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I wanted to be on Broadway, but in musical comedy.
Carol Burnett
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
Terry Pratchett
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Kristin Wiig I think is brilliant.
Carol Burnett
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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It’s definitely a gift and for which I’m thankful.
Kevin Hart
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Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx