Category: comedian
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There’s a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
Larry David
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My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn’t that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know?
Carol Burnett
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A lot of vets like ‘Good Morning Vietnam’ – I get great letters from guys.
Robin Williams
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An author writes a book, and that’s the book at that point. And if the author writes the book again, then somehow something has gone wrong, if you see what I mean.
Terry Pratchett
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho Marx
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I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Carol Burnett
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Steven Wright
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I thought I would be a guy on the radio.
Steven Wright
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx