Category: comedian
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My calling is to help people, to teach people, to share with people, until I die. I can never stop doing that. I can’t, and I don’t want to.
Steve Harvey
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Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do.
Kevin Hart
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People don’t want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.
Kevin Hart
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Ellen DeGeneres
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My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
Kevin Hart
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When I left ‘The Garry Moore Show,’ I signed a 10-year contract with CBS.
Carol Burnett
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Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.
Carol Burnett
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I don’t get up, get dressed, go out, and think, ‘Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.’
Steven Wright
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
Robin Williams
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman