Category: comedian
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Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.
Mitch Hedberg
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I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
Steven Wright
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I eat very well, and I do Pilates.
Carol Burnett
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I just want to be a great example to younger kids.
Kevin Hart
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A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
Charlie Chaplin
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Mitch Hedberg
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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Henny Youngman
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I think, at first blush, the ’60s always enticed me. There’s something about the ’60s, it’s not hard to like it.
Demetri Martin
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My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.
Carol Burnett
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OK, I’m happy. I’m happy. All right? I’m happy.
Larry David