Category: comedian
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People like to hear the word ‘love.’
Kevin Hart
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When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go.
Carol Burnett
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I’m anti-cheese in a salad.
Larry David
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When you’re all singing together, it brings things together. I know the songs that my grandfather and my father sang.
Terry Pratchett
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
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I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ I said, ‘I am.’
Demetri Martin
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I love kids. But that’s such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitment that you have to stick with. And I just don’t know if I can – it’s too risky. Like, what if I don’t like the kid?
Ellen DeGeneres
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When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, ‘Oh, man!’ I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
Robin Williams
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My marriage to Marjorie is the most rewarding thing that ever happened to me. She gave me a life and a relationship that I didn’t know existed.
Steve Harvey
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There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked back there, but she was like, ‘Will you all just shut up!’ And I just got up and moved three rows in front. She was like, ‘What are you doing?!’ I was like, ‘You better get up here! I don’t play the fighting games.’
Kevin Hart