Category: comedian
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You have to really want it, and don’t take it personally if you don’t get a job. Because sometimes you’re not the type. And sometimes it’s somebody else’s turn.
Carol Burnett
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I had, like, 11 jobs. I’ve been fired 11 times! ‘Cause I’m not cut for that. You know, I was a great employee, man. Everybody loved me coming to work – I’m singing, tellin’ jokes on the assembly line. I was miserable, man. I was dying. I was dying.
Steve Harvey
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has helped us to live longer and healthier lives, to help us die peacefully among our loved ones in our own home without a long stay in God’s waiting room.
Terry Pratchett
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If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Steven Wright
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I’m into ‘House of Cards.’ ‘Breaking Bad’ – my God, did I binge on that!
Carol Burnett
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It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
Larry David
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I knew Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were really talented. As actors, they were both studly young men, and they had great writers’ chops.
Robin Williams
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I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
Carol Burnett
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There is a soak-the-rich attitude in the air, a feeling that if you have a lot of money you must have got it by some ghastly means. I can quite happily say there was never any family money. All the money we got was mine, just from writing books.
Terry Pratchett