Category: comedian
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I get those fleeting, beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness – and then the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, I’m a human trying to make it through in this world.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I’m a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you’re supposed to feel all kinds of things.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
Carol Burnett
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx
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You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that’s going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.
Terry Pratchett
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Portia and I constantly say to each other, ‘We are so lucky.’ Sometimes it’s lying in bed at night before I go to sleep, and I just say thank you to whatever, whoever is out there.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Mitch Hedberg
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I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.’
Steven Wright