Category: comedian
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I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they’re usually somebody’s. You know, I’m not wearing Kmart.
Ellen DeGeneres
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If you’re going to wear a cowboy hat, you’re going to have to go all the way. You should have livestock around you, settle all of your disputes with a pistol, and ride a horse absolutely everywhere.
Tom Segura
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I think, first of all, I don’t think people understand Ice Cube’s body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word ‘urban’ but – when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who’s launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know?
Kevin Hart
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Anything that’s for free, people will take. They don’t discriminate.
Larry David
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I’m surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
Larry David
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My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
Larry David
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Steven Wright
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character.
Kevin Hart
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I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it’s not the same financial success, it’ll lead you to the money that’ll make you the happiest.
Ellen DeGeneres