Category: comedian
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The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.
Kevin Hart
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I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can’t help it. It’s the truth.
Charlie Chaplin
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I never thought for a second that anything I ever did was going to make someone cringe. That never occurred to me.
Larry David
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I was about 17 or 18 years old, and Chris Rock’s ‘Bring the Pain’ came out, and I was obsessed. You know, it just hit on everything that was going on at that time and was such an in-the-moment special, and he knocked it out of the park.
Tom Segura
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When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
Demetri Martin
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I just have a relationship with my imagination. It’s like my friend, almost.
Steven Wright
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
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Think off-center.
George Carlin
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I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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I pay attention to every minute of the day.
Steve Harvey