Category: comedian
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If it wasn’t for the fun and money, I really don’t know why I’d bother.
Terry Pratchett
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It’s funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don’t feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who’s doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it’s more possible.
Demetri Martin
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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put ‘page 2.’
Henny Youngman
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Robin Williams
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I don’t rehearse on either of my shows, ‘Family Feud’ or my talk show. I never rehearse with the guests. I don’t want to have any preconceived thoughts, notions, because that kills my creativity as a host and as a stand up.
Steve Harvey
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I’m never gonna step away from stand-up. I can’t. That’s what got me where I am, and that’s also my muse. That’s how I stay level-headed. That’s what keeps me going.
Kevin Hart
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I got married for the wrong reasons. I was tired of being alone. I have to own that. It was me, not her.
Steve Harvey
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Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
Kevin Hart
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I’m a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard. I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
Kevin Hart
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My advice is this. For Christ’s sake, don’t write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 years old, because the kids who read who are 12 years old are reading books for adults. I read all of the James Bond books when I was about 11, which was approximately the right time to read James Bond books.
Terry Pratchett