Category: comedian
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You’ve gotta understand that with branding and the way things are promoted, in our day and age, your older movie stars are not reachable or accessible because they’re not a part of the whole social media world.
Kevin Hart
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Don’t you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Steven Wright
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The first time I saw my wife, Marjorie, I was doing stand-up in Memphis, and she was sitting in the front row. Afterward, I walked up and said, ‘Ma’am, I’m going to marry you one day.’ And 15 years later, I did.
Steve Harvey
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What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
Robin Williams
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Is everything funny? For me, yes. There’s a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there’s something in there that’ll make you laugh.
Kevin Hart
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I didn’t really get comfortable until I got to UCLA, and I had to take an acting course because I was studying theater arts.
Carol Burnett
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
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Switzerland is a place where they don’t like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
Larry David
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Steven Wright