Category: comedian
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When I’m on stage, it’s really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It’s funny how different it looks and how it’s happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I’m going to get a bagel.
Steven Wright
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Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Ellen DeGeneres
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We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I’m saying to women is, ‘Okay. If it’s a game, here are the rules that we play by.’
Steve Harvey
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I don’t want to lose weight to live long or be healthy. I just want to be able to make fun of fat people again and know for sure that they’re fatter than me.
Tom Segura
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman
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Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You’ve got to – you’ve got the human game preserve to play off of. And it’s a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you’re playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics.
Robin Williams
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A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
Kevin Hart
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Because of YouTube, I’m getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids.
Carol Burnett
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I don’t like big events and crowded areas. I’m almost a curmudgeonly old man in that aspect. I’ve been like that forever.
Tom Segura
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx