Category: comedian
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven’t tried that for a while. Maybe this time it’ll work.
George Carlin
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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Henny Youngman
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The thing is, ‘Discworld’ had been going on for a very long time, and I’ve written children’s books as well. Usually when people have a really big series they franchise it, which I thought is a bit of a no-no, so I thought what I’d do is I’d franchise it to myself.
Terry Pratchett
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I’m glad a genre writer has got a knighthood, but stunned that it was me.
Terry Pratchett
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All men hate the nagging.
Kevin Hart
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Mitch Hedberg
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I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You’re never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants!
Steve Harvey
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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way – but it has to be said the right way.
Kevin Hart
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No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you’re staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It’s very simple when you look at it.
Kevin Hart
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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
Terry Pratchett