Category: comedian
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I liked myself better when I wasn’t me.
Carol Burnett
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I just like observing people – it’s something I’ve done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That’s a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
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Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
Robin Williams
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I never set out to do a sketch show.
Demetri Martin
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn’t normally.
Larry David
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What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.
Charlie Chaplin
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I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
Henny Youngman
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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You get one life. I’m going to embrace mine.
Kevin Hart