Category: comedian
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There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
Larry David
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If you are going to write, say, fantasy – stop reading fantasy. You’ve already read too much. Read other things; read westerns, read history, read anything that seems interesting, because if you only read fantasy and then you start to write fantasy, all you’re going to do is recycle the same old stuff and move it around a bit.
Terry Pratchett
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There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I’ve ever written.
Steve Harvey
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I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright
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As a comic, I think I’m very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I’ve written or thought up and how I say it.
Demetri Martin
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Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’
Steven Wright
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Dialogue means debates and everyone’s point of view.
Kevin Hart
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When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street – things like that.
Larry David
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So, do you live around here often?
Steven Wright
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I think, to be a great conversationalist, you need to be interested in being in said conversation. Oddly enough, I think you need to be a great listener, and I do think I’m a good listener. I think that’s my asset – I always listen to people when I talk to them, and that’s a big thing you have to have in life and in podcasts.
Tom Segura