Category: comedian
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
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Well, I don’t know how astute I am, but I did want to be a journalist when I was growing up.
Carol Burnett
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I wrote a few children’s books… not on purpose.
Steven Wright
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You should make travel as comfortable as possible.
Tom Segura
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.
Kevin Hart
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who’s really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.
Demetri Martin
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
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I know three people who have got better after a brain tumour. I haven’t heard of anyone who’s got better from Alzheimer’s.
Terry Pratchett
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I was a very keen reader of science fiction, and during the time I was going to libraries, it was good, written by people who knew their science.
Terry Pratchett