I’d sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.Charlie Chaplin Tags: C Share This On Share this content Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Opens in a new window Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. You Might Also Like There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out. October 26, 2020 I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. October 26, 2020 My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. October 27, 2020 I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You’re never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants! October 27, 2020 Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. October 26, 2020 Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don’t get it. October 27, 2020 She has a wash and wear bridal gown. October 26, 2020 I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right. October 26, 2020 Because of YouTube, I’m getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids. October 26, 2020 Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. October 27, 2020 It’s like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules. October 27, 2020 I ain’t no author, man… my writing skills are not of ‘New York Times’ best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain’t. My vocabulary ain’t. October 27, 2020
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. October 26, 2020
My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. October 27, 2020
I tell my boys not to play rough with their younger sister. I try to teach them what I know already: You’re never going to win an argument with a girl, so just let her have what she wants! October 27, 2020
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. October 26, 2020
I’m a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I’ll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right. October 26, 2020
Because of YouTube, I’m getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids. October 26, 2020
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon. October 27, 2020
I ain’t no author, man… my writing skills are not of ‘New York Times’ best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain’t. My vocabulary ain’t. October 27, 2020
