Tag: Demetri Martin
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I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the ’80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
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It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
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If you can’t tell a spoon from a ladle, then you’re fat!
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Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.
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It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
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But long story short, I didn’t start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.
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The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
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I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I’m not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
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