Tag: Demetri Martin
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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.
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To me, comedy is a game.
Demetri Martin
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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.
Demetri Martin
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
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I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A’s.
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I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
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I just know keeping track of what I’m doing and where I’m going is important to me.
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I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I’d know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.
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And of course I didn’t make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, ‘Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you’ll get more money.’
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