Tag: Demetri Martin
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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said ‘Guess’.
Demetri Martin
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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
Demetri Martin
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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
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I’m always excited to try something I haven’t done.
Demetri Martin
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I’m looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I’m on the right track.
Demetri Martin
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I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone.’
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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
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