Tag: Fran Lebowitz
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Fran Lebowitz
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
Fran Lebowitz
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
Fran Lebowitz
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
Fran Lebowitz
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
Fran Lebowitz
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Fran Lebowitz
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
Fran Lebowitz
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran Lebowitz