Tag: George Carlin
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I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.
George Carlin
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The status quo sucks.
George Carlin
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Religion is just mind control.
George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
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One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin