Tag: Groucho Marx
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx
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All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
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I’ve got the brain of a four year old. I’ll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Groucho Marx
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx
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Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho Marx
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx