Tag: Groucho Marx
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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Why, I’d horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
Groucho Marx
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.
Groucho Marx