Tag: Groucho Marx
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
Groucho Marx
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Groucho Marx
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
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Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx
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It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Groucho Marx
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx