Tag: Groucho Marx
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I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Groucho Marx
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I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Groucho Marx
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx
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I’m leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it’s not raining.
Groucho Marx
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Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
Groucho Marx