Tag: Groucho Marx
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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
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I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho Marx
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx
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A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx