Tag: Henny Youngman
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman
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What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.
Henny Youngman
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If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman
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You have a ready wit. Tell me when it’s ready.
Henny Youngman
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman
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You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman
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She’s a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Henny Youngman
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Henny Youngman