Tag: Larry David
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It’s that I wasn’t suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear – mainstream comedy.
Larry David
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens.
Larry David
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Most people think I’m immodest.
Larry David
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I learned the first night that IHOP’s not the place to order fish.
Larry David
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I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.
Larry David
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People don’t yell nasty things at actors – they let them continue.
Larry David
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
Larry David
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I just wanted laughs – that’s really what I was after.
Larry David
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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it’s the best of both worlds. There’s a lot to be said for it.
Larry David
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
Larry David