Tag: Mark Twain
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Mark Twain
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It is just like man’s vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain
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Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.
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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
Mark Twain
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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.
Mark Twain
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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
Mark Twain
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain