Tag: Mark Twain
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
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I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don’t go out with Halley’s Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: ‘Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.’
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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