Tag: Mark Twain
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Mark Twain
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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark Twain
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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
Mark Twain
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
Mark Twain
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If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.
Mark Twain
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.
Mark Twain