Tag: Mark Twain
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I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Mark Twain
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There is no distinctly American criminal class – except Congress.
Mark Twain
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Mark Twain
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Mark Twain
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Mark Twain
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The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
Mark Twain