Tag: Mark Twain
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Mark Twain
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain
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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain
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I don’t give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.
Mark Twain
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Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Mark Twain
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
Mark Twain
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
Mark Twain
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
Mark Twain