Tag: Mark Twain
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I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Mark Twain
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain
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Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Mark Twain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
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Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
Mark Twain
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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
Mark Twain
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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain
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What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
Mark Twain