Tag: Robin Williams
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I have an idea for a movie called ‘The Walken Dead’ which is about a town where, instead of zombies, everyone becomes Chris Walken.
Robin Williams
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
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I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.
Robin Williams
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams
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Winning an Oscar is an honor, but, between you and me, it does not makes things easier.
Robin Williams
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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
Robin Williams
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams
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The essential truth is that sometimes you’re worried that they’ll find out it’s a fluke, that you don’t really have it. You’ve lost the muse or – the worst dread – you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
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Reality: What a concept!
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Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
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