Tag: Rodney Dangerfield
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield