Tag: Steven Wright
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Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.
Steven Wright
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When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
Steven Wright
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George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge… you can’t hear him talk.
Steven Wright
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Steven Wright
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
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I paint; I draw and paint – I’ve been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
Steven Wright
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don’t get it.
Steven Wright
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I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me.
Steven Wright
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Steven Wright
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Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal… ‘Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?’
Steven Wright