Tag: Tom Segura
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Sleep is important for a comic – like it is for a lot of people.
Tom Segura
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Here’s some advice: if something really embarrassing happens to your kid, don’t take it on national TV.
Tom Segura
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Vancouver just feels comfortable to me.
Tom Segura
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I could see myself being on a TV show, but I think touring is something I’ll always do.
Tom Segura
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I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school.
Tom Segura
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I like my shame straight up and honest, and nobody does it better than In-N-Out Burger. You go to In-N-Out Burger, and they ask you the most shameful question in fast food. ‘I’ll have a burger, fries and a Coke.’ ‘Will you be eating in the car?’ ‘Yeah. I think so.’
Tom Segura
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If you’re going to wear a cowboy hat, you’re going to have to go all the way. You should have livestock around you, settle all of your disputes with a pistol, and ride a horse absolutely everywhere.
Tom Segura
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I was about 17 or 18 years old, and Chris Rock’s ‘Bring the Pain’ came out, and I was obsessed. You know, it just hit on everything that was going on at that time and was such an in-the-moment special, and he knocked it out of the park.
Tom Segura
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I’ll never be a TV writer.
Tom Segura
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Ninety percent of my material is made on stage, but I feel like you’re missing something by abandoning sitting down to write entirely.
Tom Segura