Tag: Will Rogers
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Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
Will Rogers
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
Will Rogers
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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Will Rogers
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I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.
Will Rogers
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Will Rogers
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
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It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers