Tag: Will Rogers
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
Will Rogers
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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Will Rogers
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
Will Rogers
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
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If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. ‘Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that’s mass production.
Will Rogers
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Will Rogers
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We don’t seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Will Rogers
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
Will Rogers
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Will Rogers